Their jokes always land. The co-pilot told a joke, but it didn’t fly. Pilots never get lost—they just make a “flight correction.” I couldn’t be a pilot—I’d wing it too much.

The pilot gets visibly upset, and the traveler defends the remark, saying, “Oh my god, (have) you ever heard of a joke? I’m a comedian.” “You don’t do that, OK?

The pilot gets visibly upset, and the traveler defends the remark, saying, “Oh my god, (have) you ever heard of a joke? I’m a comedian.” “You don’t do that, OK?

Most of the time, there is nothing premonitory about those macabre pilot jokes. The pilot left El Paso at 12:50 p.m. the next day.

A British copilot died while flying on June 29 and the pilot kept flying, thinking it was a joke, according to an Air Accidents Investigation Branch report. The report released this month said the ...

A pilot will follow ALDAN THREE past GAZER, HARSH and BUTTS to land on runway 23L. Aircraft follow Standard Terminal Arrivals (STAR) and Departure Procedures (DP), invisible routes in the sky ...

But on the other hand, we value your business and we value your safety." Miller, who had trained with a United pilot who died in the attacks, was worried the first time he flew after Sept. 11.