“Giant Meteor 2016,” the decal reads, “Just End it Already.” Modeled on Bernie Sanders’s jaunty red-white-and-blue “Bernie 2016” logo, the satiric bumper sticker is bipartisan ...

This is not The Onion. An actual polling company actually polled 853 actual registered voters to see if they would rather vote for Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton or a Giant Meteor hitting the earth ...