A good zonk, especially at battalion level or higher, is way more satisfying than just telling guys not to come in, imo. I lived off base, but whenever it happened I would just run and hide with …

Aug 23, 2021 · Army Dictionary Term from an old dude. Zonk = Sleep I've seen people ask what does "Zonk" actually mean when Top raises his thumb and pointer finger, and real quietly says …

hey,idk if this sub is still alive but anyone want to become friends to chat about zonkpunch and other stuff?

Commander hisses beside my ear - “Yessss.” 1SG - “Alright kiddo, you get an alibi this time… have a good Zonk there my little Zonko” and he honked my nose and then rubbed my ear lobe …

Aug 11, 2023 · The Mk II version of the Zonk Machine was sold contemporaneously with the original, as a more affordable version. But Zonk Machine Mk II pedals varied in having two …

Jan 7, 2019 · "Zonk." A second passed as if everyone questioned whether it had really happened. In the next breath, a flurry, as the platoons split apart from the seams, soldiers running in all …

Jul 12, 2012 · Has anyone else ever played? The game of Zonk is played with five dice. Players sit in a circle and each roll once with all five dice to see who goes first. The player with the …

Somebody who got a consolation prize of a couple hundred bucks would certainly jump at the chance. And there’s all the folks who “won” a Zonk.

I imagine there might have been laws about taking animals home, but for inanimate zonks, they absolutely had to let you take it because that was the prize you won. My understanding is that …

Jan 15, 2023 · I've thought exactly this for a while. I remember a while back someone was able to get all but 2 matches on the board before finally finding a Zonk, and the game unsurprisingly …